Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
by Agatha Christie

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
by Marion Smith

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
by Dorothy Parker

It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men.
by Mae West

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
by Jean Kerr

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
by Marie Corelli

Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30
by Catherine II of Russia

No nice men are good at getting taxis
by Katherine Whitehorn

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
by Jean Harlow

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
by Mae West

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
by Maryon Pearson

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him
by Cher

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
by Helen Rowland

Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
by Helen Rowland

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
by Agatha Christie

"Liefde is niet iets wat je vindt. Liefde is iets dat jou vindt."
by Loretta Young

"Een succesvol huwelijk vereist verliefd worden, steeds opnieuw, met dezelfde persoon."
by Mignon McLaughlin

"Het huwelijk is niet alleen spiritueel samen één worden, maar ook één worden in het dagelijkse leven."
by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"Een goede echtgenoot maakt een goede vrouw."
by John Florio

"Liefde is niet over perfectie. Het is over volledigheid."
by Oprah Winfrey

"Het geheim van een gelukkig huwelijk is een geheim."
by Henry Youngman

"Liefde is niet iets wat je ziet. Het is iets wat je voelt."
by Nicholas Sparks

"Het huwelijk is de hoogste vorm van vriendschap, geïnspireerd door de grootste mate van liefde."
by Tom Mullen

"Liefde is het antwoord, maar terwijl je op het antwoord wacht, vormt seks enkele zeer goede vragen."
by Woody Allen

"Een succesvol huwelijk is een voortdurende verliefdheid."
by Winston Churchill